Thee-Me

Ironic Revelation

My sorta cousin told me today that he thought I was gay for 2-3 years when we were younger. I was instantly insulted of course. Its okay though because I thought he was gay as well… with incestual tendencies and a dash of pedophilic interest. 

Post-Outbreak Session

After coming back from Outbreak 7, I just had an ill practice. I was motivated from the nastiness i saw over the weekend but i didn’t expect my progress to be so immediate.

After my modern dance class i decided to be daring and use the mat for some shit i havent used in a while. I threw my backhandsprings for the first time in months. They were spotted but at least i know they are at least partially etched into my memory. After that i felt hyped still so i decided to throw shoulder halo and… Got it after the first attempt! That was my first time ever completing a rotation of the move except for that one fluke at Who Can Roast the Most. After the excitement in getting that move I went back to the mats and tried elbow airflare. I haven’t hit a rotation of those since the summer so when i hit one i was ecstatic, especially because i repeated the process on camera.

After that mini session I had a legit one in my basement. First timers were appearing left and right. I warmed up with a footwork lab but ended up with minor improvements. Afterward i stretched out and pleasantly discovered that today was one of my limber days, so i capitalized before practicing power.

I attempted and got my first:

Dragon flares
Tap mills
Swipe flare
Flare headspin
Helicopter mills
Helicopter baby mills

Yesterday’s practice was a good one to say the least.